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XI
In 1933, Bob Reid, Fred Copeman, and Fred Abbot led
A Deputation to the Central Public Assistance Committee
Of the London County Council, armed with a petition
Of 120,030 signatures against the degrading methods
Of the Means Test; and when they noticed some councillors
Appearing to be “half asleep”, the petitioners jumped
Into the chamber to wake them up by the scruffs of
Their swan-collared necks, leading to the deputants’ arrests…
In the dock, Reid ‘gave a spirited defence’: “If I am guilty
Of anything it is of having ... put forward the protest
Of thousands of unemployed against the maladministration
Of the Public Assistance Committee, that is driving
The unemployed down into the vortex of poverty and
Degradation” (his comrade in alms, Copeman, had been
A chief protagonist in the Invergordon Mutiny of ’31,
When the crews of fifteen Royal Navy ships downed rules and
Disobeyed orders, until proposed pay cuts were withdrawn)…
XII
So was it in the Thirties, so is it again in the Twenty-Teens –
2013 is now teleologically twinned with 1933, not only in
The Morning Star’s shadowing of its former days as the Daily
Worker by publishing ‘80 Years Ago Today…’ every day,
But in everything that’s happening in our daily environments
And the attitudes cultivating; the piling human empties stacking
Up on the streets, if only more of us could see, squint through
The mists of obfuscation, of eau de austérité, of cheap-and-
Tearful O so nostalgic Devon Violet haze –Culture is drifting
Back, reflexively, to safe havens of effervescent certainties
Powdered by pre-welfare perfumeries; we’re drifting back
In time on stagflating winds wafting back clairfragrances
Of cheap perfumes and thrifty fumigants; back, far back,
To Violet days…where, once more, the poor are regulated
In their behaviours by politicians happy to regulate alms and
Wages but rarely if ever those so-called “wealth creators”,
Speculators and profiteers, nor the hyperflating rents
Of private landlords, since most ministers number among
That grab-happy breed –O yes, the poor are prodded about
Like cattle electrified into compliance by cathodes
Of Nudge Units, Behavioural Therapy, or boosters of ECT…
XIII
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They’re doing, Violet/ It’s all about cash flow, Flo/ Ooo yes, I know,
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XIV
EVERYTHING MUST GO! Including the legacy of social
Enlightenment, now everything’s contributory for those
Who can’t afford it, and have no entitlements (while those
Who can, and have, are led astray like arias of Canaries
To the Camens); Work Makes You Free… from stigma,
Free in and of itself, no extra remuneration necessary
To cheapen its fundamental Protestant taste: Work is its
Own reward, or double-edged sword, especially if for the good
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