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The Scent That Captures That "1930s Moment"!
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DEVON VIOLET’s a flirtatious scent because it comes and goes
Due to alpha and beta lonones parcelled in the petals which play
With the human nose elliptically, subtly, in waves and swells
Of aroma we sometimes smell, sometimes don’t, for imperceptible
Periods of time… Mischievous DEVON VIOLET –It’s as if, in
The aftermath of Woolworths’ ghostly exodus –marked by
The scorch-marks of its missing shadow characters– and a
Subsequent deficit of cheap perfumes, somehow something has
Compensated for it, some almost spectral acetate: you smell it
In the newsagents wafting faintly through the inky fumes
Of red-top newspapers, or on the bus, or train (when one can
Afford such luxury), or over flat whites, or frothy capuccinos,
Through the fresh-ground coffee fumes in closely huddled
Caffeine dens of Nero, Galba, Otho… A strange, eerie
Perfume, clairfragrance, nostalgic osmagogue, as if
Nostalgia had grown into an odour, melted into smell, a subtle
Taint in the air, a “1930s Moment” scent, a distillation
Of austerity, taking us back to before that mouldy old post-
War consensus of tortoise-shell-rimmed owlish glasses and wasp-
Wing spectacles, before the need for the “bloated” Welfare State
And its dismantlement for displacement of its lotus-eating
Beneficiaries, long before the glint in the milk snatcher’s eye,
Back to summery Mutualism, Mr. Bumble, Samuel Smiles
And Adam Smith… A Reformation of barely affordable rag-
And-bone boutiques, and archaic second-hand chains –
Though some old wood-countered art-deco-fronted Co-operative
Department relics have long been left derelict, or have gone
The way of Woolworths and all woolly mammoths; in temporal
Terms, only the cut-price Cheapside shops and poor stores
Remain intact, Poundland, Poundtsretcher, Savers and
The 99p purgatories; and, in spite of groaning austalgia for
Old surviving things, quixotic nosterity, stiff-upper-lip
Slogans salvaged from the Blitz, or before, sentimental
Mementoes from the Beaten Thirties’ Tight Young Things,
Flappers of the Twenties, artefacts of art nouveau, the type
Of paintings to turn the head of Anneliese ‘Annely’ Brauer,
Art-dealing doyenne of Thirties England; or fossils left over
From the Arts and Crafts Movement of the Yellow Nineties –
Past Times has gone into the past tense of administration
And extinction, just at the moment its’ historically-themed
Catalogue has come into fashion, now knowingly undersold,
Obsolete as the replica objects and British kitsch it marketed…
XLIX
Anti-social behaviour is unacceptable. Squatting in derelict
Buildings is unacceptable. Smoking in public places is
Unacceptable. The posture of a ramshackle man whose spindly
Roll-up plumes to a startling smoky blossom, is unacceptable;
His hunched addiction, the furtive way it stains the startling
Violet leaves of the blossom in full bloom, is unacceptable.
The congealing shadow of the crouching church which dishes
Out hampers and food vouchers to hungry families from behind
The startling smoky blossom, is regrettable. The street urchin
Who closes up his soggy cagouls like a clam in the rockpool
Of the empty shop porchway, is unacceptable. The pavement
Pitcher whose smudgy eyes badger every pedestrian for
Handouts from the ATM, is also, clearly, unacceptable…
Everything is unacceptable, except for the unacceptable –
The sun, itself, is unacceptable, as is the rain, its spit and dribble,
Dribble, dripple, giro, droo… unacceptable too…
There is, simply, so much to unaccept, it takes one’s breath…
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub,
Shoo shoo sponger of broo, scrounger, ASBO, CHAV –
Blue, Blue, Cameron Crew, Osborne, Pickles, Gove,
Clegg, Clegg, Grayling, Miller, Duncan Smith, Freud, Shapps…
Shoulders back, chests out, girths in on drill out on parade
In Candlewick Preen –the Village Clean Conservation
Society getting their boots buffered by brownshirt cubs
Of dib-dib-dob Baydon Gove, and Orange Book scouts…
Sure as cleggs is cleggs…