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Endorsement: “My nerves are bad tonight but DEVON

VIOLET NERVOUS TONIC took the edge off them”

                                                                      Vivienne Eliot

“The bloom of youth …anesthetises many a neurosis…

And DEVON VIOLET NERVOUS TONIC is something

Of a restorative, an elixir for all those ageing old guards

Whose gaunt looks are mapped by tightening nerve-ends

Which, only in later life, begin to take the strain of being

So a mind may be read in a face, in the slouch of a mouth,

The rupture of a brow, or the wrinkles stitching the eyes”

                                                                    Sigmund Freud

“Every generation pays the price of its particular neurosis…

So to avoid all that angst and baggage dragging on

The face, try new DEVON VIOLET NERVOUS TONIC!”

                                                                                 A. Cooke

Disclaimer: possible side-effects: handout intolerance;

Anti-welfarism; tax-allergy; symptoms of Malthusianism;

Mendelism; heightened eugenics tolerance; attitudinal

Fascism; susceptibility to xenophobia and immigrant

Scapegoating; masochistic Royalism; comorbid patriotism;

Atopic protectionism; chronic “scroungerphobia”…